The Female Search for Love
When is the last time you got laid? You look good, fresh, did you get laid recently? Dont you just wanna get laid? I would go crazy if I went more than a couple weeks without sex, I dont know how you do it! Whats wrong with you!?
I just finished bell hooks Communion: The Female Search for Love. She says, As women increasingly develop their awareness and consciousness and to the extent that men resist doing the same, a sociological situation will prevail where many women will in fact not be able to find men of their caliber and consciousness with whom to share their lives
Many women are finding celibacy a better alternative than being victimized in abusive relationships.
The best kind of sex, the sex in which there is the least amount of pretense the most gratifying and satisfying sex is the sex you do with the person in your life with whom you are the most open with.
Sometimes that person is yourself.
The Bloody Orgasm
Sometimes I like to take Kratom and clean my apartment. My baby really needed a deep scrub so I downed a glass of the green and started buzzing. I was having the best time blasting jams, wiping down cabinets, and making quick little jokes to myself. I drank more and more and more to keep this feeling from ever going away
and then I got really fucked-up. I felt hyper, jittery, I was hallucinating, unsettled, nauseated and out of my mind. A little like the beginning of a bad mushroom trip. I laid on the floor, ate an old baked potato, and watched Seinfeld trying to calm down. I fell asleep after a while and woke up to Jackie Chiles preaching, Thats totally inappropriate. Its lewd, salacious, outrageous!
I slipped into bed and tried to fall asleep, but you know when you fall asleep on the couch or floor and then you get into bed, its hard to get back to sleep. Like you already hit REM and now your body is confused. I tossed and turned for one hour, two hours, three, and almost four. Maybe a hidden Kratom glob had been released into my blood. I masturbated to relieve some of this tension and I was approaching climax when my diva cup lost its suction and the whole ounce of contained menstrual blood came gushing out. Everywhere. A bloody orgasm! I couldnt even enjoy the aftermath of Tourette like squirms and ticks. I rushed to the bathroom to clean but I was so tired and sick from the Kratom that I could hardly wipe-up the mess. In the morning, I woke to bloody footprints all over my apartment, which is strange because I just finished the last episode of the new O.J. Simpson documentary a few days before. Maybe the real Jackie Chiles (Johnnie Cochran) came and visited me that bloody night, in my dream, and left me clues to this forever mystery. "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."
First Stage Old Soul
When I was a kid my mom had one of her spiritual mentors, Jose, do a soul reading on me to see how old my soul is. There are five phases of the soul: Infant to Old. Within each phase there are 7 stages. I am First Stage Old Soul. The Infant Soul learns about physical existence, life and death, and a need for nurturing. The Baby/Child Soul learns about culture and community, a need for structure, and belonging. The Young Soul is learning free will, self-determination, and taking charge of ones own destiny. The Mature Soul is learning co-existence, taking responsibility for relationships, and honoring differences and otherness. Lastly, the Old Soul is searching for balance and completion. The soul will focus on true self-expression and self-actualization.
Most of the time I only use this information as an ego boost. But once in a while weird witchy stuff will happen to me which makes me feel something ancient and deep is looking over me. Like just now, I was painting, trying to think of a title for this big piece Im working on. I started writing down name ideas and was about to write this one down but actually wrote something entirely different down. This new name that came from a primordial-space-land was perfect, and unfamiliar. It made the whole painting make sense and made it about something I didnt even know it was about.
A bird just shit in my hair while I was on my way to the dentist. I feel this is a psychological test (considering the last time I went to the dentist a few weeks ago I sat in someones urine on the light rail.) Or maybe its karma, I live in the Karma House, after all. Maybe its karma for purposefully sitting next to a dude man-spreading all over the train. I sat next to him, fists up while muttering, Im gonna get this guy. He looked at me in disgust as I squirmed and stretched out trying to assert my space while knocking knees. Maybe it was the lady upstairs saying, yo Sara, chill the fuck out and stop wasting that precious female energy on this dud.
Who cares why shit and piss follow me
the dentist chair has been transformed from a torture chamber to a place for meditations.
I was at work for the old man and went to the bathroom for the millionth time because he is so boring and if I didnt have an interruption from oil stock updates I might die. Im on the toilet pushing out the few drops Ive managed to reserve for this bathroom break. Im really taking my time here. I smell my underwear just to see how things are going. I notice Im ovulating by the goop in my underwear. I just start playing with it engaging with it, rolling it around in my fingers like a booger, testing its tactility. I AM FERTILE. I AM WOMAN. I guess I dont realize how deep play time got until I sit down to talk with the 95 year old and notice a dollop of ovulation on the tip of my nose.
Just a dollop of ovulation in Julia Child's accent.
Ive decided to step away from Tarot for a bit, I had to. I am gullible, a believer, a child with big eyes. Over the summer, I lived in my dreams, my projected fantasies, my daily tea leaf readings. I felt unstoppable and heroic for abandoning the mundane realities of waking life. I walked through the streets smug with a smirk on my face that read, oh you poor mortals trudging through the shit sludge of daily life! But that shit sludge is life. It is the various markers on how I plan my day. Without a plan for the day I have nothing. Getting excited for what you know will happen and know how youll feel is a real gift. I know more or less how Ill feel when I paint. Ill get ecstatic, insecure, anxious, guilty, optimistic and on and on. Making a plan for myself to feel these feelings is, winning ones own way. The Chariot.
The Chariot represents groundedness and the ability to accomplish tasks on the physical plane. It also traditionally symbolizes a victory of self-discipline. This control is not prohibitive and stiff, like the Emperor, but involves bringing unconscious contents to the surface of consciousness for the purpose of accomplishment. She is not the mother, but the daughter in character, 'not a goddess of procreation but of creation...the worker, the maker, and as such connected to soul, to soul-work.' You are the one who confronts monsters and turns them into allies. -Motherpeace Tarot
Yesterday I was working on a painting and just feeling blah, it wasn't exciting to me. I literally yawned every time I looked at it. I started thinking about how you were telling me Agnes Martin waits to be inspired to paint. Then I was in bed thinking of that process: of painting, waiting to be inspired, feeling frustrated with the wait (oh the wait!), trying to keep busy during the wait, and some of that "busy" is making shitty paintings that break you down and make you feel so small and insecure and like you know nothing in this world.
I was laying in bed with all these thoughts and the moonlight was coming in through the window. It was a nice moment of stillness. And all the frustration and disappointment and all highs and euphoria with painting led me right here. Where I can lay in bed bathed in moonlight and think about how the cold blue light makes the plants come alive with their shadows on the wall. And how my skin color melts into the cobalt sheets. This moment was my painting and it was in my head and that felt really nice.
Im at work now, for the old man, and he does this super annoying thing where if hes talking and youre not 100% listening, hell snap, HELLO! Its like sorry dude, youve been talking about oil stocks (were even watching oil stocks on TV!) for two hours, my brain cant even deal with how boring this is. When he goes on and on like this I space out. Today I thought about making out with a past emotionally unavailable crush, a color I made for this blanket Im painting (cerulean, raw umber, and white), the idea that sometimes when you masturbate you get really sad and cry and thinking of a painting called cumming/crying.
I think he is catching on to my spaced-out vibe and uses desperate but effective tactics, I think women get raped so much because men are inherently hornier than females. Its just a fact. Touché. But it wont work this time old man. Im gonna stay in my sweet lovely dreamy head for now.